tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post8566915124904097182..comments2023-10-26T11:07:10.497+01:00Comments on Mo "Mad Dog" Stoneskin: Asswipes, Smartasses, Blood and Buffaloesmo.stoneskinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737422581378328590noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-89088358760309853552009-05-30T13:51:43.435+01:002009-05-30T13:51:43.435+01:00God I heart your train stories!God I heart your train stories!The Ramblerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10409123245867533569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-81850182975977807302009-05-26T23:41:57.323+01:002009-05-26T23:41:57.323+01:00Classic. I love how your seatmate was enjoying th...Classic. I love how your seatmate was enjoying the whole mess too; you have to laugh at that stuff!Sassy Britcheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00346700962941797782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-32772096466437913942009-05-23T07:11:25.684+01:002009-05-23T07:11:25.684+01:00I wondered why someone didn't do that on the first...I wondered why someone didn't do that on the first go-around. :) Only because I am a smartass, too.Amy Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15137265140715548518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-22500831873150446082009-05-22T21:39:20.205+01:002009-05-22T21:39:20.205+01:00Your commute is more exciting than my whole day.Your commute is more exciting than my whole day.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14258405168792203613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-37526885320144179912009-05-22T20:55:30.736+01:002009-05-22T20:55:30.736+01:00HAH! He's brilliant.HAH! He's brilliant.Andrea's Sweet Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14604541232613085887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-73474282647005135392009-05-22T11:06:21.719+01:002009-05-22T11:06:21.719+01:00Smartass, or clean ass? I was thinking I'd throw a...Smartass, or clean ass? I was thinking I'd throw a paper on it right in the beginning. You probably woulda called me a smartass. Then we woulda had a full-on fight on the train....verbally damaging blows pre-office arrival. It would have been a draw: I'd have said, "Hey, why don't I buy you a coffee?" as we arrived at the station and wandered past Starbucks. So I did. The train passengers sighed with relief, smiled in disbelief at two arguing and yelling passengers befriending each other over a Starbies. And all was well...<br /><br />Until, when you had finally wandered off and I'd been lost in the crowd, you discovered I'd lifted your wallet from your pocket.<br /><br />Moral: Watch out, train man...watch out...<br /><br />:)♥ Brajahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07693196044262677095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-72932696348955722822009-05-22T10:34:28.683+01:002009-05-22T10:34:28.683+01:00I was once on a train when a dude had a party in h...I was once on a train when a dude had a party in his pants. Apparently he had so much fun he had to leave behind some of the goods. <br /><br />I always wondered how long it would take before someone would A) sit in it or B) clean it up. <br /><br />This story makes me feel more complete now. Thanks.Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06999741671175495307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-76144315655232417362009-05-22T09:39:21.377+01:002009-05-22T09:39:21.377+01:00Yeah, I'm like you. I would find it completely ma...Yeah, I'm like you. I would find it completely maddening to have to explain to people. <br /><br />I probably would have decided to stand.Lucy Filethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06101962728153916202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-12212656870127251892009-05-22T06:27:55.885+01:002009-05-22T06:27:55.885+01:00I'm surprised the first three buffalo didn't put s...I'm surprised the first three buffalo didn't put something on the seat.<br /><br />Not very brave buffalo, were they?<br /><br />Just think of what it would have been like if it were Rooster Sauce?<br /><br />Mo, if you want some Rooster Sauce, just email me! Maybe I can send some to the UK with a friend who is returning there from NYC.Glennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03681336164718681936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-2793887677784670502009-05-22T00:36:30.596+01:002009-05-22T00:36:30.596+01:00i'm curious, would he take the paper with him when...i'm curious, would he take the paper with him when he got off? or did he leave it there. i think it would have been a bit of a shock for the next person to lift the newspaper to find THAT! lol.Beahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18436931734072282415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-59684107669343839812009-05-21T23:34:08.680+01:002009-05-21T23:34:08.680+01:00Hove to Brighton is hardly long enough to justify ...Hove to Brighton is hardly long enough to justify sitting down anyway.Mr London Streethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05141191628680903646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-61584225149357979412009-05-21T23:20:20.336+01:002009-05-21T23:20:20.336+01:00Hooray for the prepared commuter with the newspape...Hooray for the prepared commuter with the newspaper!!! It pays to read the news. Several papers have gone out of business in the states from lack of readership.<br /><br />Courtney may have been right about the ketchup. I put stuff in front of me in movie theaters to have an unobstructed view. Plus, I take a cell phone jammer.Hit 40https://www.blogger.com/profile/18043350255090631652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-55526320639045895722009-05-21T21:19:30.939+01:002009-05-21T21:19:30.939+01:00That's what I would've done. Sacrificed the paper....That's what I would've done. Sacrificed the paper.Corahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02640568359378959501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-69350055935943702402009-05-21T20:51:45.517+01:002009-05-21T20:51:45.517+01:00I can't believe it took FOUR to figure that out.I can't believe it took FOUR to figure that out.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-20410748665818610902009-05-21T20:49:24.539+01:002009-05-21T20:49:24.539+01:00Who's neck did that guy slit to create that "stain...Who's neck did that guy slit to create that "stain"? <br /><br />Better question: did the grin indicate that you were an accomplice? I won't snitch if you were to fess up to it.Christopher Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10627806433170015538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-66753980123024906742009-05-21T20:06:16.789+01:002009-05-21T20:06:16.789+01:00So, to finalise, only 1 in 4 people from Hove are ...So, to finalise, only 1 in 4 people from Hove are intelligent? :DNikki - Notes of Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15116292112164268244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-17997234334885786792009-05-21T19:57:04.896+01:002009-05-21T19:57:04.896+01:00Ah, the Great Western Wildebeest ... they never ch...Ah, the Great Western Wildebeest ... they never change (unfortunately) <br /><br />Your blog always makes me so glad that I don't commute anymore :PGirl Interruptedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17657295474281110293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-49956509723353446752009-05-21T18:38:39.139+01:002009-05-21T18:38:39.139+01:00Everyone likes a little ass, no one likes a smarta...Everyone likes a little ass, no one likes a smartass.Everyday Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00486528297252417282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-36450384137470019882009-05-21T18:36:26.363+01:002009-05-21T18:36:26.363+01:00I was wondering how long it would take for someone...I was wondering how long it would take for someone to simply cover up the problem. <br /><br />It doesn't usually take that long.blognuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01161713516407124717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-15784984638815861602009-05-21T18:27:02.780+01:002009-05-21T18:27:02.780+01:00Ha ha, I love a smart ass!Ha ha, I love a smart ass!Anneliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08884275507708989497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-22697677051106420662009-05-21T18:24:03.251+01:002009-05-21T18:24:03.251+01:00A public service reminder that the commuter train ...A public service reminder that the commuter train is not a petting zoo?<br /><br />Maybe the stain on the seat was the remains of the last poor soul who tried to feed the buffalo...<br /><br />It's a jungle out there, Mo!cactus petuniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16114194541917210679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-37855707031551241092009-05-21T18:23:51.428+01:002009-05-21T18:23:51.428+01:00I love this story. Did a used packet of ketchup fa...I love this story. Did a used packet of ketchup fall out of his pocket when he got off of the train?dianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16084010090761068139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-47237012405639085922009-05-21T17:35:46.051+01:002009-05-21T17:35:46.051+01:00Are you sure you didn't put the mess there yoursel...Are you sure you didn't put the mess there yourself...for the enjoyment of watching the buffaloes??Nejhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00982042722943000994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-31112492358072433522009-05-21T17:12:31.973+01:002009-05-21T17:12:31.973+01:00I used to commute with buffalo. Two hours each wa...I used to commute with buffalo. Two hours each way. There was a new story EVERYDAY. Which is weird because you'd think it would be the same old, same old.<br /><br />Mo, I loved the imagery. Great post.jessica ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05133686353182231739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-24680834060763706512009-05-21T17:05:06.381+01:002009-05-21T17:05:06.381+01:00Public transportation...you gotta love it, and app...Public transportation...you gotta love it, and apparently be a smartass buffalo to survive it.Charhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13721202924711744684noreply@blogger.com