tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post8589463063681783722..comments2023-10-26T11:07:10.497+01:00Comments on Mo "Mad Dog" Stoneskin: The Shampoo Incidentmo.stoneskinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737422581378328590noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-67749764868106249192009-05-13T17:14:00.000+01:002009-05-13T17:14:00.000+01:00Life on the edge...it's extreme isn't it?
Great s...Life on the edge...it's extreme isn't it?<br /><br />Great story, you have a wonderful imagination.<br /><br />I am a shampoo sniffer, I always sniff before I buy. Ahh yes, the art of shampoo sniffing..only noobies unscrew the top and stick their nose in. <br /><br />A truly sophisticated sniffer simply pops the top and gently squeezes the bottle, puffing out wafts of shampoo scented air. True sniffers know that the concentrated smell is unacheivable and highly unrealistic. It's the lingered scent in the air that is obtainable. I mean, come on really...any dimwit can figure that out.<br /><br />Once while shopping for new shampoo, I demonstrated this method for my sisters..."easy peasy" I tell them. After sniffing a couple of bottles I lose the ability to smell new smells. Eager, to get one last bottle in I pump away at it madly. *pump* *sniff*, *pump* *sniff*...inhaling deeply, filling my nostrils to the brim with the scent of the shampoo. Lost in complete desire, to know the scent.<br /><br />When I hear "Would you stop doing that...you're getting it all over the floor!" I turned around to see a store employee with a highly disgusted look on her face. <br /><br />I did what anyone would do...I apologize through uncontrollable laughter.Harmonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16011001617320356752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-86653571943113407702009-03-06T20:52:00.000+00:002009-03-06T20:52:00.000+00:00What is IT with men and new? My husband always in...What is IT with men and new? My husband always insists on using whatever is new in the bathroom as well. I have resorted to hiding things. Each and every bathtime. Maybe this is why he stinks now and again....hmmm.<BR/>(I'm popping over from Sass's blog where you were given that wonderful award - congrats)jmthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15910737494137891606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-19423032417907525462009-03-06T20:49:00.000+00:002009-03-06T20:49:00.000+00:00That is hilarous! Your wife should just be happy ...That is hilarous! <BR/><BR/>Your wife should just be happy that you have good hygiene.Ms. Florida Transplanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13890695712586264796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-52642211862219925192009-03-06T18:46:00.000+00:002009-03-06T18:46:00.000+00:00Brilliant! And now, as San Diego Momma said, you'...Brilliant! <BR/><BR/>And now, as San Diego Momma said, you're also risking the ire of every woman on the internet if you don't disclose the name of the wonder-shampoo. My hair and I are waiting ... ;)The Diva on a Diethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08336939733516236525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-9039017210042422022009-03-06T18:38:00.000+00:002009-03-06T18:38:00.000+00:00Your blog is at least seven kinds of awesome. I'm...Your blog is at least seven kinds of awesome. I'm so glad Sass featured you!Call Me Catehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15144735845209334875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-64245306526116985362009-03-06T12:59:00.000+00:002009-03-06T12:59:00.000+00:00i never say ' you can't use it' casue sure enough ...i never say ' you can't use it' casue sure enough he will use it!!angi_b72https://www.blogger.com/profile/12010702703424354950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-32597588162022083452009-03-06T00:59:00.000+00:002009-03-06T00:59:00.000+00:00My husband (a grade 1) uses a bar of SOAP! (And ha...My husband (a grade 1) uses a bar of SOAP! (And hasn't a clue how much I actually spend on shampoo, or he wouldn't let ME use it, either, hahahaha!)MadMadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11550335108031470562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-43933689504971298352009-03-04T18:52:00.000+00:002009-03-04T18:52:00.000+00:00Sounds to me like you were being very sweet, compl...Sounds to me like you were being very sweet, complimenting Mrs. Stoneskin's hair was a great start, owning up to your rule breaking, and to not escalate war by backing down to make your own tea. You should lead seminars, really.Everyday Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00486528297252417282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-12061479066513992102009-03-04T15:35:00.000+00:002009-03-04T15:35:00.000+00:00shit- that was damn funny. GOod thing you didn't u...shit- that was damn funny. <BR/><BR/><BR/>GOod thing you didn't use it on your personal space.Vodka Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-20543857370485641902009-03-04T14:01:00.000+00:002009-03-04T14:01:00.000+00:00Now that is funny! She should never have forbidde...Now that is funny! She should never have forbidden you - that always makes you have to do something.Debbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17480046958714954128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-52771487263068165492009-03-04T13:06:00.000+00:002009-03-04T13:06:00.000+00:00You are funny!What else of hers can't you use??You are funny!<BR/>What else of hers can't you use??ShanaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12608402862529359113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-32894362248405664112009-03-04T12:44:00.000+00:002009-03-04T12:44:00.000+00:00What were you thinking? Cowguy is steering you wro...What were you thinking? <BR/><BR/>Cowguy is steering you wrong. Your marriage vows said the following: <BR/>What's hers is hers, and what's your's is hers.blognuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01161713516407124717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-14989674455374376122009-03-04T04:22:00.000+00:002009-03-04T04:22:00.000+00:00Gary Larsen?! One of the funniest people ever...a...Gary Larsen?! One of the funniest people ever...<BR/><BR/>and it's good to know there are others out there besides myself with the Oppositional Defiance Disorder thing going on...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-77725259703484586692009-03-04T03:05:00.000+00:002009-03-04T03:05:00.000+00:00Hah!! Can't hide when you steal scented things!!Hah!! Can't hide when you steal scented things!!Glennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03681336164718681936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-4917134658640225252009-03-03T15:38:00.000+00:002009-03-03T15:38:00.000+00:00You used her shampoo...on your bald head?!?!?!?Tha...You used her shampoo...on your bald head?!?!?!?<BR/><BR/>That. Is. Fabulous.Sasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01254165746352156499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-24482080921362128272009-03-03T10:32:00.000+00:002009-03-03T10:32:00.000+00:00Talk about living dangerously!Talk about living dangerously!J Cosmo Newberyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459976320205444628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-36487021140433206152009-03-03T06:26:00.000+00:002009-03-03T06:26:00.000+00:00This shaven-headed thug would like to know how you...This shaven-headed thug would like to know how you get off mocking my man-purse when you use girly shampoo?Captain Dumbasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02214826608461609241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-65668323678278199942009-03-03T06:01:00.000+00:002009-03-03T06:01:00.000+00:00aren't us girls so nice, leaving you men with the ...aren't us girls so nice, leaving you men with the crappy stuff we don't want anymore?bernthishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05905337047538489562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-51429493639434383902009-03-02T22:12:00.000+00:002009-03-02T22:12:00.000+00:00Yes, what shampoo was it? I'm dying to know. We do...Yes, what shampoo was it? I'm dying to know. <BR/><BR/>We don't have any shampoo sharing issues at our house. Hubs is bald, though he is obsessed with my face scrubs and uses them way too much, even though I ask him not to. His usage is in-your-face. But that's because he's passive aggressive. <BR/><BR/>Sigh. I digress.Frogs in my formulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15588651443689809504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-45219215631406200612009-03-02T20:10:00.000+00:002009-03-02T20:10:00.000+00:00hahahahahahahahaI LOVE new shampoo, socks, underwe...hahahahahahahaha<BR/><BR/>I LOVE new shampoo, socks, underwear, anything. I wouldn't have been able to resist either!Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01717981499965181200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-42354283553909231242009-03-02T19:03:00.000+00:002009-03-02T19:03:00.000+00:00When will men ever learn? Never, but NEVER, give u...When will men ever learn? Never, but NEVER, give up the jig until you know she already knows!<BR/><BR/>As a woman, that is the only true course of action. But, I guess since you're a man, you will not get that. <BR/><BR/>Geez.Fragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-58394155411688166602009-03-02T15:58:00.000+00:002009-03-02T15:58:00.000+00:00Does your scalp feel all tingly and smell good now...Does your scalp feel all tingly and smell good now?Mama Dawghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056327117924455147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-17976149786557290772009-03-02T14:04:00.000+00:002009-03-02T14:04:00.000+00:00Everything that you find in your bathroom is legal...Everything that you find in your bathroom is legal to use. It was in our marriage vows. It should have been in yours as well. Did you read the fine print?<BR/><BR/>J.Cowguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12646343464738720123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-20666573386406293632009-03-02T05:21:00.000+00:002009-03-02T05:21:00.000+00:00Ha ha! Never mess with a woman and her shampoo!Ha ha! Never mess with a woman and her shampoo!Twenty Four At Hearthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16387384885579358908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4590949576669966038.post-43229712847672916812009-03-02T00:34:00.000+00:002009-03-02T00:34:00.000+00:00OK, I think I speak for all the women readers here...OK, I think I speak for all the women readers here when I say:<BR/><BR/>WHAT SHAMPOO WAS IT?<BR/><BR/>Thank you.San Diego Mommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12624915698900874371noreply@blogger.com