Friday, 5 June 2009

Dad, where does poo come from? (Rubbish this one is for you)

Best comment ever from Rubbish on this post. Read his comment and then let me tell you more about him.

Good clean poo. Reminds me of a conversation with my Daughter when she was about five.
Daughter - "Dad, where does poo come from?"
Me (being a clever twat), "well babes, food passes down the oesophagus by a process called peristalsis. It enters into the stomach where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal. This extracts the protein before waste product enters the colon. Water is absorbed whereupon it then enters the rectum finally to emerge as poo".
Daughter - "Blimey, so where does Tigger come from"?
To be honest that comment is far too good for your blog and should be a post on my own but since your the only fucker that reads mine, so be it. Maybe you can have a best comment post and use this and then direct people to mine?
As for porn star, I'm guessing, Ron Jeremy?

Basically, my friend Rubbish is a genius. I don't really know why so few read his blog, I absolutely love it and it is one of my favourites. I love the raw, unedited prose, his adventures in gambling, tales of past nights out and the fact that he just writes. I don't just write enough, and his posts always inspire me to write more honestly.

Remember my Prompt Tuesday post with the Postman Pat ride? Rubbish also did one and it was the funniest damn thing I have ever read.

His comment on the Poltergeist piece made me laugh and I know he was probably telling the truth too:

Sounds like they have a portal from the afterlife probably coming in through the fridge. I've got a mate who can sort them out.

Rubbish, this is a little tribute to you.

35 comments:

Captain Dumbass said...

So... I think what you're saying is you want me to read him?

Samsmama said...

That comment was priceless! And his prompt post was brilliant! Definitely going to read more.

jpooh said...

ROFLMAO!

Hey, you don't have to tell ME twice; I'm heading on over there.

Eric said...

The poo anecdote alone is worth the price of admission.

blognut said...

I will definitely check out the rubbish when I return from vacation.

That doesn't sound quite right, does it? I'll go read his blog I mean. You know that.

I gotta go.

otherworldlyone said...

That was a great comment.

And because you obviously have mind control...everyone, including me, is off to read his blog.

jadedj said...

Being the father of a 5 year old, that caught my attention. And that's the kind of thing they say, but I never write them down. Brilliant. Headed right over there.

Harmony said...

I just read his prompt Tuesday post, HILARIOUS! Thanks for the heads up on this guy.

Michel said...

OMFG that was hilarious! I went there and he's a hoot. Might have to have my foreigner to my english translation book out! But it's all good!

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

Well. Off I go. You don't have to tell me twice either.

Call Me Cate said...

What a kind thing to do, Mo. Not only do you probably send Rubbish some readership but you have gifted me with another great blog to follow. I haven't even gone there yet but you're post has convinced me!

andy said...

what a nice guy you are.

who knew?

and i promise no black licorice shits if you invite me over for a drink.

plus, blimey is a word that is under utilized in Canada. i must aspire to incorporate it into my everyday conversation.

andy

p.s. i'm going to go and lick your friend now.

Cora said...

Heigh ho! Heigh ho! Off to visit Rubbish I go!

Mr. Condescending said...

Hah awesome. I didn't know porn stars were so kind!

diane said...

Ha, I love kid's worlds! Your friend is a riot.

rubbish said...

Jeez Mo, I'm blushing now. Have you seen Puds post on the Betfair blog where you get a mention in dispatches for blog of the week?
Off out on the piss now but I'll catch you later.
All the best.

Stacie's Madness said...

what RUBBISH...must check him out

jessica o said...

When I read his comment the other day, I died laughing. Seeing as I was dead, I couldn't visit his blog. Then I forgot about it and couldn't haunt it either.

Thank you for posting this. Now that I am a zombie, I will go read some rubbish.

Comedy Goddess said...

I love a blogbromance.

I'll go visit him now. Thanks.

Slyde said...

that is fucking awesome!

BeautifulWreck said...

LMAO...going to check things out

Hit 40 said...

I'll go visit your friend. I am always up for a new blog to check out :-)

Girl Interrupted said...

He's English, makes jokes about poo and comes highly recommended by you? ... yep, that'll do it.

SweetPeaSurry said...

That really is brilliant!

♥ Braja said...

You said I was the funniest thing you'd ever read, you cheap slut

Joyce & Dorothy said...

I think your friend Rubbish needs a coupla sweet old ladies to read to him at night. That's us. Send him over. It's ok, we have ammunition...

Kat said...

ROFL!! That is too cute!

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

You? Are a nice friend. I'll go read some Rubbish now because you pointed me there.

bernthis said...

it's always the ones with the greatest talent that are unknown to the masses.

Vodka Mom said...

you're a three timing bastard, aren't you??

Jeanne said...

He's hilarious! Thanks for letting me know about him, and thanks for the poo story -- which will, over time, transmorgify into an Old Joke.

LiLu said...

I love the name, for starters. Will check out...

Jason, as himself said...

Well how can I possibly resist someone who refers to himself as a "clever twat"?

Fragrant Liar said...

Rubbish! Allrighty then. If you insist I'll go checkout the Rubbish. I love new blogs.

Tooj said...

Oh, dear Rubbish....you must always be on your game. Small children's questions always deserve a three question minimum follow-up before giving answers. "What type of ____ are you talking about?" "Why do you want to know?" "Who are you going to tell this to?"

As I have quite a few new readers since I became a "Jelly Biter" I've put this up here again. To understand the context you must read this post!