There are hats and there are hats. Hats that make you think cool hat, hats that make you think what the hell and hats that, when you see them, single-handedly turn your brain into scrambled egg.
Finally there are hats that an alien might wear in order to hide a tentacle on the top of its head. When I saw this hat I knew it had to be one of these. The being in the red fleece simply has to be an alien.
Stock up peeps, an alien invasion is clearly on the way. The cry is already making its way round the underworld.